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Posted: 08/04/08 02:10 AM
Author: danielspeiser
Location: england
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Does anyone know what 90s song this is? PLEASE HELP
-i remember hearing it on the radio around 1996 (could be the year + or - either way)
-It had funny lyrics and a cool war kind of beat i think
-the lyrics were pretty much about cows fighting back against the farmers because they relised they were going to be killed to feed us.
-i remmeber the last verse was about the animals losing the fight to get free but than when all hope was lost a whole bunch of chickens apear over the horrizen to help in the fight.
PLEASE I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO HEAR THIS SONG AGAIN FOR YEARS, WHAT IS IT CALLED?


Posted: 08/04/08 02:54 AM
Author: Dan
Location: Claybricks
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Does anyone know what 90s song this is? PLEASE HELP
Dana Lyons - Cows With Guns {1996}

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Cows With Guns

Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun


They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or Edie
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough"

These uppity cattle, it's time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns




Dan

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Posted: 08/05/08 01:53 AM
Author: danielspeiser
Location: england
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Does anyone know what 90s song this is? PLEASE HELP
Brilliant you?re a genius, thank you very much dan.
i have wanted to hear that stupid but funny song again for years.
THANK YOU!!!!


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